What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 14:31
After a few moments he returns.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Sure no problem officer.
{RING} {RING}
Why do subpar women think that they are nines and tens?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Yes sir it is.
HELLO
What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
When was you wife swapping fantasy started?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??